allegedly gave birth to a pair of twins:
4lbs. each, one green, one yellow,
after intense hard labor that may have driven her insane.
According to children in the neighborhood,
they peeked over the fence after hearing strange noises
and claim they saw a lady in an empty horse-trough
laboring. They ran having seen such horrific scene.
Parents of the frightened kids
immediately reported the
out-of-this-world event to the authorities
who visited the scene a day or two later.
When investigators arrived
they only found green and yellow carcasses
on an abandoned compost pile.
They also found a picture of the alleged perpetrator
(see below) with her twins before she ate them.
All evidence indicates she was a victim
of a rare variation of post-partum blues
that affects young grandmothers
who give birth at the same time than their daughters
and common only to people who live
in bright colored houses.
Scientists are studying these rare cases.
If you have any information
that can help us clarify this mystery,
and find the dangerous fago-babytor
please leave your clues
in the comment section of this article.
1 comment:
My mother is insane. xo
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